A website such as Any Porn is sure to get you going within minutes of opening it up as the looks of this gorgeous homepage are everything but ugly. AnyPorn.com has a very inviting atmosphere. There’s so much free porn in here you could masturbate to it from the day you were born (which is not really physically possible, but play along) to your dying day and you wouldn’t be able to finish jacking it to all of these movies…it’s quite absurd when you think about it but honestly, it’s nothing bad, really. I mean, who doesn’t want to have so much pornography right in front of him, every single god damn day. I mean, this website really has everything a man needs.
Well, men need for and water and shelter and all that…but you won’t find any of those things in here, but you will be able to satisfy your sexual needs with this kind of pornography for sure. Excessive masturbation isn’t that bad if you have the right porno to masturbate to, that’s something I firmly believe in. Well, sometimes real-life sex would actually be a great thing, but you know, sometimes you just can’t get your hands on a girl, and that sucks. So, you get to use your right or left hand to assist you while you pleasure yourself with these amazing porno movies.
Hell, even the ads that you get time to time on Any Porn are actually pretty fucking hot. If I was the type of person to cum quick, I’d be masturbating to these as well, but I need a little bit more time to bust a nut. However, there are men out there who can bust a nut easily within minutes, so I guess they will be in for a treat. Don’t worry about the ads, though. They’re not those aggressive ads that pop open a few tabs or even a few windows, these are the ads that you like seeing. You know, those little animated ads that can be seen in the corner of the screen, and basically they playa little video where you get to see a cute girl getting pounded really hard by a dude. Sometimes they even fuck chicks…but seriously, we need to stop talking about these ads, no matter how sexy they are. I mean, we’re not here to talk about ads, our eternal enemies, but we’re here to look at actual porn. That’s our mission. So, let’s mention other fun things that can be seen on this website called AnyPorn.com.
I’ve already said that you can find a lot of free phone here, and a good portion of the movies are going to be HD as well, but are they long enough? Of course, these videos can sometimes last longer than 30 minutes, but if they are short then the page will make sure to tell you if that’s the case. I mean, in the bottom right corner of every single thumbnail you get to see the duration of the videos. Not only that, but you also get to see if the movie is in HD, too. Thankfully, they also provide us with the title of the movie as well. This is very important, obviously. However, now that I think of it, I could just bookmark a video if it doesn’t have a title and get it over with…oh well. Some things never cross your mind for some reason. It’s pretty weird.
There’s ton and tons of HD pornography, but are there hot girls on this page to talk to? Well, obviously, that’s what the “live chat” section is all about, which is great. Obviously, this isn’t a section all about chatting, though, it’s’ a chatting where you get to see tons and tons of camgirls who love showing off their gorgeous bodies. However, if you want to interact with other perverts who just so happened to browse this page at the same time as you, then you better sign up to the website as it is a very quick, simple, and free process. After doing this, you should check the “community” tab where all the perverts hang out. I think you’d fit right in!
Well, that’s enough chit-chat, let’s talk about the most important things on the page. The tabs, the movies, the player, and the sign-up process. Well, maybe I’ll skip the last thing on the list, you can figure that one out for yourselves, right? I’m just going to give you a little heads-up and tell you that this page is pretty great if you ask me. Why wouldn’t The Porn Dude consider AnyPorn.comto be amazing? I mean, there’s a ton of free stuff, the movies are often HD, they often last longer than 15 minutes, and you don’t have to sign up to watch the videos. None of that annoying shit. See for yourself!
The various chambers of AnyPorn.com
AnyPorn.com is a page that manages to be quite simple even though it has quite a few header tabs. However, these tabs are quite “spot on”, if you get me. First off, there’s the Home tab that opens up as soon as you visit the website, and it is filled with a bunch of colorful thumbnails that will turn into video previews if you have above them with the mouse cursor. Then, there’s the “latest” ta which is basically the tab where all the new movies hang out. Check it out if you ever feel like you’ve run out of good things to watch, but that’s probably not going to be the case. Then, the “most viewed” tab is going to be pretty nice, if you want to see what most people are masturbating to.
If you want to see quality, and not some “lowest common denominator” content, then skip this tab. You should know better by now. Then, there’s the “categories” tab, and we’re going to pay some special attention to this one. I’ll have to say that I’ve been disappointed by this tab. I mean, I expected at least a hundred categories, but I only got 10 or so, which is quite a shame. Shouldn’t a page such as this one have many more categories? Oh well…just kidding! That’s not what this page is all about. In fact, you actually need to click on the “categories” tab, and after you click on it, you need to click on “all categories”. After you do this, all of the wonderful categories that can be found on this page are made available to you, and I can tell you that there’s a lot of stuff in here. More than one hundred categories, without a doubt! There’s anything from porn with chicks with huge titties, blowjobs, porn where girls masturbate, there are even shemales in here as well.
The LGBTQ aren’t left out as well, since there’s a lot o LEsbian and guy on guy porn in here as well, so what’s not to like? It’s truly great content, there’s a little bit of something for everyone! For the few of you who like to fetishize certain races, well, you’re in luck. There are Indian chicks in here, there are black girls, and there are Japanese chicks in here as well. For those of you who are into ageplay, there’s the old and young category. What I especially like about AnyPorn.com is the fact that the categories tend to get quite specific. Take the “old and young” category, for example. Right underneath this category, there’s the “old and young lesbians” category, which is quite neat. You can really fuck around with the specifics on this page, and that’s something quite great.
So, what’s up with the player? THere’s really not much to say about this…thing. The player doesn’t really let you do much, but it’s still good enough for me, and most likely good enough for you. It lets you play around with the volume, it lets you make the video go full-screen and all that, furthermore, it loads pretty much any video very quickly, which is always a huge plus. Something we can’t afford to pass up on, no-no.
A few final words
Websites such as AnyPorn.com are a blessing, no doubting that. Pages such as this one provide you with tons of free pornography, they have a vibrant horny community, and they post loads of free HD stuff, all in all, it’s pretty great. I’m happy with AnyPorn.com. You will most likely worship this page if you play around with it too much. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing.