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If there’s only one thing I know for sure in this life, it’s this – my readers are giant fucking pussies. You cock suckers are as far from real men as an object with a penis can get. When women see you, their pussies dry up like a slug under the noon sun. Your tiny wrinkly penis couldn’t hope to please an ant, let alone a full-grown human being.
It has been like this your whole life. Bitches have been beating you up, stealing your shit, spreading rumors, and laughing at you since day one. Even before bitches knew what sex was, they knew they wouldn’t be having it with you.
Your only saving grace is your self-awareness. You are under no preconception that women want to have intercourse with you. You’re fully aware women flee at the mention of your name. That’s why you have a BDSM fetish. The only reason a woman would ever even think about having sex with you is if she can beat the shit out of you simultaneously. You are to be an object of frustration, and maybe, just maybe, if you act right, she will let you cum.
It’s a worthy trade-off. First, you deserve to be reminded of your inadequacy. You’re a pussy little chicken shit, and you should be reminded of it, even when having sex. Second, your dominatrix deserves to be worshipped. Not because she’s a God, but because in comparison to you, she’s a God.
Third, it’s your only option. It’s either this or jerk off your whole life. You’re such a sack of shit you probably don’t even know how to jerk off properly. I bet you’re a two-pump chump with yourself. Even your own hand is disappointed with your performance in bed. The only way to get soft, wet, warm pussy to massage your cock up and down is to offer it a trade. You’re on the dick barter system. The thing is, you have nothing to offer this bitch except your pain. You certainly can’t provide a bitch pleasure.
Lucky for you that there are thousands of women out there who want nothing more than to remind you of what a piece of shit you are. They want to make their pussies wet, and the only way to do that is to watch you cry out in pain. The sight of your puny infantile cock infuriates them, and you become the outlet for their anger. Maybe if you were a real man, you could avoid this fate, but God has cursed you to be a fucking pansy the rest of your life.
That brings me to the worse part. You’re not even worth being ground under the boot of an actual dominatrix. You’re so low on the totem pole the best you can hope to do is watch other pussies like yourself get tortured on the internet. God damn, that’s low. One would think you could at least be brave enough to deserve an existence as gum on the bottom of a boot, but you can’t even manage that. You can only look on with jealousy as better men than you get their scrotum crushed by a vice grip.
If my readers are going to be reduced to worthless sexless bitches, I at least want them to have access to the best porn. That’s my life’s work and why I always point wussies toward Femdomzzz. Femdomzzz isn’t the BDSM category of your favorite tube site. On the contrary, it’s a purpose-built BDSM porn site packed with the most debaucherous sexual activities the human mind can contrive.
Femdomzzz knows their clientele is borderline retarded, so they made the website so simple an armless child raised by wolves with learning disabilities could use it. Considering you “no read good,” they skip a menu for the most part. Your only options are a Search bar, All videos, Categories, Tags, and a link to your favorite porn website reviewer.
The rest of the front page is filled with thumbnails representing all the categories featured on Femdomzzz. So no matter how you like to be degraded, you can find the flavor here. Let’s take a tour of some of my favorites.
CFNM (clothed female nude male) is the porn representation of how you always feel around women – exposed and at their mercy. Your cock deserves to be laughed at, but that doesn’t mean you deserve to see a woman naked. You’re disgusting. Nobody wants to lay eyes on that shit. So instead, you must suffer humiliation and never even get a titty out of it.
If your cock doesn’t deserve to see a pussy, it definitely doesn’t deserve to feel one. The only thing it deserves to feel is excruciating pain. That’s why CBT (cock and ball torture), also known as ballbusting exists.
I’m not sure how much the actors in these films get paid, but I guarantee it isn’t nearly enough. Cock and ball torture comes in many forms. It can be as gentle as light tapping or violent as stomping. It can be as simple as a flick or as intricate as a tabletop dick torturing guillotine. But, no matter the method, the result is always the same—a very pained and inflamed scrotum.
There’s no way a hospital trip doesn’t follow the filming of some of these scenes. I imagine every male cock and ball torture porn actor gets testicular cancer by the age of thirty-five. Watching a stiletto heel pierce the scrotum of an overweight Albanian ex-professional bodybuilder has changed my outlook on life. I will never have another bad day again, and I haven’t experienced road rage since. Now I walk down the street smiling and waving at everyone I see. I feel like mister fucking Rogers walking his dog.
Is that not dirty enough for you? Are you even more of a pussy than I thought? Don’t worry. Farting is its own category beyond scrum licking. If licking the shit off a bitches brown eye isn’t enough, then you should also breathe in her farts directly out of the tap.
Sometimes pleasure can be torture in and of itself. Believe it or not, your penis does deserve the touch of a woman, well, but only to tease. Tease and denial are one of the largest categories of Femdomzzz. These men don chastity belts and endure being so close to sex they can taste it, yet so far, they can’t cum. Seeing the look on some of these guys’ faces, I wonder if the edging is worse than cock and ball torture. That doesn’t sound possible, but we have all experienced blue balls. Imagine that feeling cranked up to one hundred and five.
You worthless sack of baboon foreskins. You deserve to die a virgin but not to die having never masturbated. I wouldn’t wish that fate on my worst enemy. So great is your desperation that watching another man’s testicles be sterilized with lit cigarettes make your manhood hard as a rock. What won’t give you a boner, you sick fuck? I definitely know that everything on Femdomzzz certainly will. They know you have the intelligence of a hummingbird, so they made the site user-friendly enough that even a baby could find cock and ball torture on it.
As far as improvements go, I understand Femdomzzz wanting to keep things simple, but perhaps it’s too simple. I would like to see them add a recently added and most viewed page. It would encourage people to visit again the next time they need to release, knowing knew shit is always being added.
I think you get it at this point. You suck so much that no one will suck you, so you get sucked into watching other dudes get sucked by the human female equivalent of a jellyfishs’ stinging tendrils. You should visit Femdomzzz about it.
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