Free O Movie (not freeomovies) sounds like every porn fanatic “go-to” destination. Does this site have free full-length porn movies? Every popular free porn site these days only has short clips that barely give you enough time to get hard let alone jerk off. What happened to the full-length movies that you could pick up at your local smut shop or that curtained-off section of Blockbuster? Those videos were the fucking best. You got a good couple hours of the sluttiest pornstars fucking, sucking, and doing all kinds of kinky shit. These 5-10-minute clips just don’t do it for me. I like to talk a night and actually enjoy my damn self. Granted, you can’t sneak away to the bathroom or something for a quick wank with these vids, but that’s fucking pathetic anyway.
I’d much rather set some time aside and get my freak on. These movies are like when you went out of town by yourself and rented those saucy porn flicks on the hotel TV. Fucking treat yourself. You deserve it. Wait till everyone is out of the house and have yourself the best jerk session you’ve had in months. Don’t settle for those sad bathroom faps anymore!
Usually, getting your hands on these movies means paying for memberships or subscriptions. But don’t worry, I did some digging for you and found just the place to watch all of the hottest full-length movies absolutely free. Freeomovie.com gives you access to over 50,000 movies and clips. Free O Movie is a relatively new site created in 2014 and they have a modest following of just around 20 thousand new visitors every day.
The user experience is probably the worst out of any site I have been on. If you want to watch anything on the site you have to disable AdBlock, which is fine. Even porn sites need that sweet ad revenue. But the ads, holy fuck the ads. Every single click you make on this site will trigger a sketchy looking pop-up, some of which try and force downloads on your computer. And the site makes it so it takes 4-5 clicks on a video’s start button to make it play. That’s 5 ads that you have to close, silence, or somehow block out before you can watch the video. That’s fucking insane. I even got pop-up ads with Adblock enabled. That’s fucking persistence if I’ve ever seen it.
This site is almost like a front for ads instead of content. But there is content to be found if you don’t mind the ad onslaught. Once you get done clicking through, the video will actually play and you’ll get what you wanted, but even the video quality is nothing amazing. Most of the videos are 720p or less with a rare 1080p vid popping up every once in a while. Oh, and if you want to click ahead in that video be ready for more ads! Seriously, if you even think about clicking somewhere an ad will probably pop-up. And these are the kind of ads that autoplay sound and shit too.
And I wish you could escape them on mobile, but it’s even worse! The site tries to force push notifications and I even had it try and gain permissions on my phone to download something. Probably a virus. I wouldn’t touch this site on mobile with a 10-foot dildo. Sure, yeah, the site works fine on mobile otherwise. The menus function and the videos work, but at what cost? I wouldn’t risk it.
On the right side of the site, there’s this big blue box of categories. It works. It’s fine enough, but I don’t see why they don’t use a drop-down menu and put more content on the front page instead. There’s also this thin red bar that stretches across the front page and categories box, but it doesn’t fucking line up. Come on. This site needs to get its shit together.
A couple of categories caught my eyes here though: “XXX Comics and XXX Music.” All three of these take you to a page just full of download links. That’s right, no previews, no thumbnails, nothing. It’s like Russian roulette for porn viruses. I wouldn’t trust any of those download links and neither should you. If you do, make sure you get some virus protection and go in like you were fucking a prostitute. Wrap that shit up.
There’s also a section for XXX Games, which was fucking weird. These aren’t like regular hentai games or anything like that. One I clicked on supposedly lets you fuck this Asian schoolgirl, but it’s just this weirdly cut and pasted schoolgirl from a porn that you can click on and make do shit. And while I was playing a pop-up came up saying something was installed on my computer. Definitely not cool.
Aside from the categories, the top menu has three options: XXX Movies, XXX Scenes, and More Porn. XXX Movies and XXX Scenes both take you to separate pages with either full-length movies or shorter porn clips from those movies. The More Porn page takes you to some other site called Zporn, which has just as many ads and shit.
Once you do find a video you want to watch, the experience is pretty okay. I didn’t have any issues with buffering or anything like that. To the right of the vid, it usually tells you who stars in it, when it was published to the site, and gives you a few tags so you know what’s going to happen in the vid. Nothing exciting, nothing innovative, but it works.