Site Review: GirlfriendGalleries

GirlfriendGalleries! There is something oddly beautiful about picking up someone’s unlocked phone and just browsing through their pictures. Someone once told me that was, “the creepiest thing anyone has ever said to me,” to which I retorted, “that would be brain aneurysms,” laughed and walked away confused why anyone would find that behavior creepy. It isn’t! An unlocked phone is just like an unlocked door to a home: an invitation to walk in and explore. I’ve done both many times, it’s just part of curious behavior scientists refer to as, ‘the human experience.’I don’t find many unlocked phones around me anymore, though. People are more security-minded than ever and that is a good thing. Have you heard about all of the hacks that have happened in the news? If mother hadn’t bought my social security number off of an orphan in Trinidad I might have something to worry about!Once I came across Girlfriend Galleries though it was as if I had found the world’s biggest unlocked smartphone. I felt like a schoolboy going through an unlocked phone all over again. Finding and saving the most beautiful women I could raise up and compliment in my dreams, I went on a downloading splurge as I added one amazing woman after another to my collection. I even found the nerve to sneak up the stairs after hours and use mother’s printer to make hard copies of my collection. Once I used up all of her ink, I snuck into a neighbor’s house and used their printer.Then I got caught and went to jail.That was last week. I’m out today and the judge gave me sympathy, telling me to stay in the care of my mother. What a slick lawyer I had! Anyway, I’m back and I’ve experienced even more content on Girlfriend Galleries and I’m here to tell you my verdict (get it?! *snorts and smacks leg*). Is it going to make you think you’ve stumbled across your cousin’s phone to see every picture she’s ever taken or should you move on and go elsewhere? Let’s find out together!

Amateur girlfriend and wife content that will make you feel funny in your pants

The moment I loaded up Girlfriend Galleries is immediately felt something happening down under. It doesn’t take a lot for me to begin feeling erections. It can be as simple as a cat rubbing against my penis. But when I tell you that the moment I saw an amateur wife…well, I’m a little too embarrassed to say it…began rubbing her…crotch…I almost spermed in my little tight undies. This is legitimate amateur girlfriend and wife content and it is just like opening up an unlocked phone, going through the pictures and videos, sharing your favorites discreetly with a dummy email account nobody knows about and putting it back so nobody notices. It gave me that same sensation, and made me long for the days when I would hover around family reunions just waiting for someone to put their phone down…

Lots of browsing options

When I am looking at females to admire and raise up in the comments section I want to have plenty of browsing options. Thankfully Girlfriend Galleries succeeds on all fronts. You can browse by the communities’ top favorites, top commented, and even top countries when you want to see which country has the hottest content. The United States has the hottest and the most pictures and videos by far. Some countries barely have any content, like Turkmenistan. Though I have to say if all the ladies look like the female from Turkmenistan I may have to look into mail order Turkmenistan brides to take me away from this place.Take me away from this hell on earth oh Turkmenistan wife! Nuzzle me against your breast of love! The smells of your neck make me melt in your mouth! I am yours, I am Turkmenistans…Does that appeal to any Turkmenistan ladies out there? Drop me a line and let’s see where things can go from here…

No browsing by category?

One thing I found unfortunate was that there was no option for browsing Girlfriend Galleries by categories. I wanted to look at girlfriends exercising so I could admire their form but then I noticed this wasn’t possible by looking merely through categories. Perhaps it is difficult to categorize the content on Girlfriend Galleries I don’t really know because I’m essentially shackled in mother’s basement. What I do know is it would be very nice to be able to look at a girlfriend bending over so I can admire the physicality of what she is showcasing. Then I would find her, compliment her, and steal her away from that Chad!It reminds me of that one day in high school. I had a mad crush on a girl until one day I saw her holding hands with a football player. Instead of using my hidden power and shooting a ball of psychic energy toward him that would evaporate him and turn him into ash, I waited until the very last day of high school to make my move. I was going to compliment her and be nice a full day knowing that at the very last second she would say, “I love you PornGeek and I’ve had my eye on you this entire time please be my husband.” I walked up to her and complimented her hair, but she couldn’t hear me because the Chad was making out with her. I stood there complimenting her hoping she would hear me. Then I rubbed her back. The last thing I remember was it was summer vacation and I had been in a coma for two months. Moral of the story? Don’t trust Chads!

Tags make Girlfriend Galleries truly worthwhile

Although it is impossible to view categories on Girlfriend Galleries, the site makes up for it by including a variety of tags. I’m not just talking about a few popular tags: Girlfriend Galleries offers loads of tags that will have you clicking on every one of them just to see what comes up. I found that it is going to be a very good way to find a girlfriend or wife or my own. Through reverse engineering, I can find good candidates based on tags alone.When I find someone worthwhile I can save the tag name and their picture. I will then go back after I have seen everything on Girlfriend Galleries and see which tags were my most popular. I can narrow it down to the perfect wife or girlfriend and then it is just a matter of wooing her by being nice. I will fill you in on a little secret: being nice to a lady is the best way to win her. It is as simple as that!

Aggregator shows you the latest amateur wife/girlfriend content

Girlfriend Galleries has a system called, ‘The Aggregator,’ which sounds like a tool a villain would use in a Final Fantasy game. It isn’t though: you can use it to view the latest amateur girlfriend and wife content to mesmerize you. There is new content added all the time, and while I don’t believe in stretching the truth about anything and being completely honest I will say that you will always find something new that will please your penis. I don’t know how many times I tugged myself to completion as I became in awe of the female form over and over again, but it must have been at least three times.I got to the point where I wanted to release myself but my penis just wasn’t working. I had to yet again go upstairs and steal mother’s tweezers. It turned out to be a bad idea. I poked two holes into the skin of my penis and bled everywhere. I was afraid to tell mother, so I wrapped my penis in toilet paper and slept in the bathtub crying all night. Don’t do what I did: give your weenie a rest and listen to your body.

Thumbnails are large and show you what you will be looking at

What Girlfriend Galleries does well is that they show large thumbnails of the type of content you could open and view. Yet it doesn’t take up too much screen space. I have seen a lot of sites that display women in sexual ways and I can tell you that it is hard to use large thumbnails without it taking up half of the front page. I am pleased to say that Girlfriend Galleries has succeeded in this!I am able to see what the content I’m thinking about opening is all about before I even do it. Although all of the amateur wives and girlfriends are all angels in my book and thus deserve to be viewed and pleasured to, sometimes you just want to watch a wife or girlfriend show off their garter belt. Thanks to the amazing tags at Girlfriend Galleries you can do this but beyond that, you can see which garter belt content is right for the mood before even clicking on it. No wasted time, no unneeded heat rashes on my penis, just tugging to the girlfriend and wife pictures and videos that are going to make me orgasm in seconds rather than minutes.