Ready to stream some hentai at H Anime? First of all, I want to be upfront with you guys—I never really understood the allure of anime or hentai. I don’t know if it’s just too culturally disparate from my own experiences for me to get into, or if it stems from the fact that I don’t generally get turned on by cartoon chicks. Either way, it’s just really not my thing.
That being said, there are millions of people all around the world who swear by it (both anime and/or hentai). In fact, hentai is even more popular in the United States than it is in Japan. It has become one of the most popular genres of porn in the world, and it seems to only be growing in popularity. People seem to love fantasizing about the impossible. Not that all hentai and anime porn features impossible situations, like tiny chicks getting fucked by giant tentacles in every orifice, but a great deal of it does take advantage of that unique feature of the medium.
On the other hand, a lot of anime porn is pretty (relatively) vanilla. It’s often not quite as extreme as little Japanese girls getting ravaged by beasts or whatever. Much of what you end up seeing in hentai videos looks a lot like a typical anime would—until, of course, the plot gets sidetracked into full-on nudity and hardcore fucking. You definitely aren’t gonna be seeing any of that on Toonami. When I say full-on nudity, I should note, that much of the anime porn out there is, like all Japanese porn, censored. Enjoy a nice blur-out over the pussy and/or dick. Disappointing.
But that is only for anime porn that is actually produced in Japan, as the censorship of porn is a very serious state law; it is a highly punishable offense to produce uncensored pornographic content in Japan. There is, still, a decent amount of hentai and anime porn that is produced outside of Japanese borders. And, in my opinion, that’s the stuff to hunt down if you’re looking for anime porn.
Many anime and hentai fans, though, are purists. They want the authentic, real deal, and, so, are seemingly okay with putting up with blurry pussies if it means that they are watching or reading the latest installment of their favorite series or artist. Hentai and anime porn fans are some of the most serious about their pleasures that I’ve ever encountered.
From the moment you land on Hanime’s home page, you are greeted with a giant banner featuring two beautiful hentai ladies in the background, surrounded by grayscale fireworks over a Japanese skyline. In the center of the banner, the site welcomes you: “Watch Free HD Hentai & Anime Videos,” it reads, “Enjoy your unlimited hentai and anime collection. We are the definitive source for the best-curated 720p / 1080p HD hentai videos, viewable by mobile phone and tablet, for free.”
Scroll down just a little bit and you find what looks kind of like a hentai porn tube site. The homepage is sectioned out, with large thumbnails in each section. Choose from recent uploads, recent image uploads, new releases, trending, and random. Easily swipe through the list in whatever section looks appealing by clicking the right and left arrow buttons and enjoy as much anime porn as you like!
The site is designed well, with a sleek gray and black theme backing up the white text. Plus, if you need a little bit of help navigating the site, there’s an easy to use drop-down menu located in the upper left-hand corner of the page. Simply click it to have access to the entire site without having to scroll around to find each page. Personally, this is my preferred way for a website to offer a navigation menu. It keeps the site pared down and minimal. Cuts down on clutter.
Not only do you have an “unlimited” archive of anime and hentai videos to choose from, but you can also add your own and interact with other users, chat about your favorite series. Another great feature of being a Hanime member is that you can create as many different playlists as you want and then add videos to them. Keep your anime porn nice and organized for many faps to cum!
Hanime, in addition to being easily accessible on your computer, tablet, or phone browser, also offers an app. Another really fucking cool addition to an already great site that sets them apart from other hentai providers. I didn’t download the app myself, but from what I can see of the screenshots, it looks like it is designed almost identically to the site, equally easy to navigate.
Sites often mention that they rely on ads to provide their users with a great experience, but that seems kind of like a catch 22, doesn’t it? Because, for me at least, ads make it impossible to have a great web experience. In fact, they just piss me off. It’s a good thing hentai or hentai games doesn’t get me hard, because I’d be even more pissed if these ads went and killed my fucking boner.
Besides, it’s just not true to say that ads are required to provide a great user experience. Theporndude.com doesn’t have any ads and I think we do a pretty damn good job at providing a great experience for our readers. So, there’s really just no excuse. Oh, and, webmasters, a word to the wise: don’t try to blame your users for the presence of ads on your site. That’s just awful customer service.
Having said that, they do link to theporndude.com at the bottom of their site, so I guess promotion isn’t always such a bad thing.
Hentai porn has never been for me, that is true, but I could definitely see myself frequenting hentai.tv if it were. Plus, the fact that they have a decently designed app is just badass. Watch your porn on the go, fap wherever you want, be a trailblazer. Try not to get caught, of course.
I don’t want to hear any stories about how someone snuck off into the bathroom at their niece’s birthday party for a quick wank to the Hanime app, forgot to lock the door, and then got busted just as they busted their load. Actually, who am I kidding? I kind of do want to hear those stories. That would be fucking hilarious. So, I take back my previous caution. Instead, fap with reckless abandon whenever and wherever you see fit!