Site Review: Hypno Porn

HypnoPorn? I’ve seen all sorts of porn sites during my time in the porn industry reviewing all sorts of websites, but I’ve never seen anything like this before. Alright, I’m lying, I’ve seen similar things, but most of them are in hentai form. So yeah, anyway let me tell you more about HypnoPorn.net and what it’s all about though you can probably conclude from the domain name alone what you can expect from here.

Hypnotizing porn for all the fans of the genre and newcomers too

Basically, this place delves into the art of hypnotizing porn. And no, I don’t mean the type that gets you hypnotized. I’m talking more about a genre of porn in which you see a hypnotized chick get fucked out of her damn mind. You won’t believe how much these bitches can take in terms of mistreatment without showing it on their faces. It’s really an art, to say the least, and Hypno Porn brings it to you in an easy to digest form. You’re going to be thrilled to find out more about this sort of porn so let’s talk some more about it. I know that you want to know more once I’ve told you the premise.

Here’s the thing, this kind of porn can kinda be seen as forced porn since the chick is “unconscious” during the sex part of it. But at the same time, I don’t think that it can be seen like that cause we all know that hypnotizing is bullshit. It’s not real and everyone and their mother knows it at this point in time. Actually, not soccer moms, they keep on thinking that it’s real for some fucking reason. Well, the rest of us sane people know that it’s all fake so there’s no reason for us to think about the legality of the situation and all that. Just sit back and enjoy the show as far as I’m concerned.

Minimum number of features that you need for a site

Now, other than the fact that HypnoPorn.net has this genre as the overarching theme of the site, it functions just like any other porn tube site that you might come across. It doesn’t have a lot of features going for it like some of the big boy sites, but it sure as hell ticks the bare minimum that all porn tube sites should have. So, let’s take a look at some of the features and you decide for yourself whether or not these are worthy enough for you to check this place out. I think that they are and I’m sure that you’ll enjoy yourself to the fullest if you visit HypnoPorn.net.

HypnoPorn.net has most of the things that you need about it in the main navigation bar, as it should be. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a site that has some important features somewhere else other than the main navigation bar of the website. I mean it just makes sense to put it there if you know what I’m saying. So, if you’re looking for the crucial sections, this is where you’ll find them. Though you’ll see that HypnoPorn.net takes a strange approach to some of the tabs that they’ve got going on here. They have some which you wouldn’t really expect, and we’ll mention that as well.

External links and categories, that’s about all expected

Basically, there are several tabs which are actually external sites and that’s kinda bad since it leaves less room for important things on HypnoPorn.net. I guess it doesn’t really need all that much though since there aren’t actually that many videos that display this genre. So this really is a place for all the hardcore fans of this one niche to actually get what they want from their porn experience. That being said, there are a few tabs such as the Primal Fetish, and Girls Gone Hypnotized which will show off some of the main themes of HypnoPorn.net. These sections are basically categories that will set the tone for all videos that are listed which you’ll inevitably be browsing.

But the other categories aren’t here actually and they’re instead a bit lower on the website. HypnoPorn.net has a few categories to choose from and it sure as hell isn’t that much when you take a look at the whole thing, but at the same time I think that these categories are just enough since we’re talking about a specific niche here. HypnoPorn.net only aims to show you porn of chicks being hypnotized so you need to take that into account when you count how many damn categories there are on this website. I would say that there are enough, but I’m sure that some of you wouldn’t agree with that.

Not that many videos so even models get their section

Well, for those of you the only thing I can say is that you need to look back at the main navigation bar and you’ll notice this one genre or category which I definitely didn’t understand at first. Basically, it’s called Ludella Hahn and it’s of this chick that seems to be one of the main stars in this niche. So that’s really all you need to know about how few videos there really are in this niche. There aren’t that many and there are so few that even a specific pornstar gets her own section on HypnoPorn.net. Then again, this can be a good thing since it adds a dose of exclusivity to all the videos that you end up seeing here.

But yeah, I don’t think that the number of videos will be impressing anyone on HypnoPorn.net. One thing that will definitely impress you though has to be the fact that this place is free to watch. All the videos on here are free and this is probably insanely interesting since you’d usually expect these small niche porn sites to be behind a paywall. Not HypnoPorn.net baby, this place gives it all to you without you having to budge. You’ll be able to watch all of these amazing pornos with a click of a button. You don’t even need to make an account on HypnoPorn.net.

Not only can you stream these videos on HypnoPorn.net, but you can also download them. Now you tell me how many sites actually give you the option to download their porn videos and I’ll be waiting here while you come up with a pretty miserable number of sites that we’re talking about here. HypnoPorn.net lets you keep just about every video on the site, though one thing that you have to keep in mind is that you can’t use an adblocker on here. The moment the site detects an adblocker it doesn’t allow you to stream the videos on HypnoPorn.net, let alone download them to your computer.

Insanely easy design to get into

Anyway, the design of the site is pretty simple, so I really appreciate that. There aren’t even that many ads at all, so I don’t know why they made a big deal from the whole adblocker thing. One thing that I WILL say is annoying is when you click on play on one video and you get transferred over to a different video for some reason. This is a bug that happens sometimes, and I have no idea why it does that, but I guess that it’s just something that you have to deal with happening every now and then on HypnoPorn.net. But hey, other than that it’s great

HypnoPorn.net is a pretty good free porn site that has a really interesting niche genre going for it I’d say. This place has plenty of videos to see, and while it isn’t the biggest number of videos, one thing stays certain and that’s the fact that all of the videos are free. On other niche sites you pay for your shit, but not on HypnoPorn.net. Here you get to see everything that you want in terms of the hypnotizing niche and you can hope that it will keep you occupied with many years to come.