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Finally, an Asian porn website that’s actually translated into English…it’s starting to get boring seeing these pages in foreign languages pop up over and over. Matter of fact, I’ve been starting to feel a bit of culture shock in this fucked up crackpot that is my head. A lot of weird shit happens behind the four walls which guard ThePornDude’s brain matter (yeah I am fully aware that the brain is not square-shaped, fuck off). However, it is pretty obvious that I’ve yet to lose my sanity completely. Matter of fact, I’ve been feeling as if I’m getting smarter lately, despite all these brain-cell burning activities that I put up with on a daily basis.
See, I got through a whole lot of stress, just like you folks, even though the job I do is basically an office job that most people may be able to deal with. It may sound like a dream job, seeing as men all over the world would love to have a porn-related job. However, I doubt that most dudes would be able to keep their hands on the keyboard while reviewing these websites…they’d soon enough find at least one of their limbs slowly sliding over to their crotch, in the exact same manner a snail would do it. Minus all the “leftovers.”
The ooze comes later in our case. At this point, I believe it’s time that we get a bit closer to the main subject, as we’re already like 250-ish words deep, and I’d say it’s pretty fucking lame how we’ve yet to say something about the aesthetics of this page right here, right? Well, this is about to change, so I’ll drop some knowledge on your heads right now. Do you ever notice how the logo of this website kinda resembles the logo of Porn Hub? Is it just me? Alright, fine. Now, let’s continue with the scheduled activities.
However, we’ll talk about these movies right here a tad bit later, since I’ve got to tell you about the looks of this page right here. So, tons of header tabs in this bitch, but they are pretty much useless, except for the first four tabs, as they’re the best ones. What are they all about? Well, this is where you will find the porn movies that have been added somewhat recently and those that have gained a whole lot of attention in a fairly short amount of time, too. Now that we’ve talked about those little gray buttons at the top of the website, it is time to talk about the thumbnails and all the things that surround them.
First off, every single video on this page has a lengthy title, which is pretty great. However, they’re somewhat confusing to me. I mean, sometimes they include the names of the mainly Pinoy actresses, but that’s about it. Now, you’ll find that the movies don’t have a whole lot of views, either. The majority of the movies on the homepage have around 1k views for the most part, which is fine. It is also apparent that not many people on Kantotero.net have accounts, as you’ll find one to three people liking videos per one thousand views, and that’s pretty low, to be quite honest, but I don’t expect anything different from a website such as this one. I mean, it is not like it matters whether a page such as this one gets a lot of video views or not! The one thing I care about is whether I get to see some delicious pornography for free!
I’d like to say that I don’t mind the static ads that you see every now and then on the majority of porn pages, even the biggest ones such as PornHub which are more than capable of keeping their website up despite everything. However, the pop-up ads which are somewhat frequent on underground pages such Kantotero.net are what I truly hate, and I am so glad that there are none of those upon this page here. So, there’s really nothing to care about right now…the website works just fine, and the browsing experience is smooth.
However, I’d like to tell you about the aesthetics of Kantotero.net and why I am not too fond of them. The page just looks way too cheap, and honestly, I don’t dig that kind of thing, but that’s fine. In the end, art is pretty much entirely subjective, so who am I to judge? I’m just giving you my personal opinion, though I believe that the majority of you folks will agree with my opinion on the looks of this website. Furthermore, not only will you find this page to be unattractive when it comes to pure aesthetics, but you also won’t be able to use that ugly little search bar in the upper right corner of the website.
I mean, even though the page is technically in English, the titles look so fucking random that you’re not very likely to find a decent video, no matter what kind of thing you look up in the search tab, and that’s just how things are at the moment. However, browsing the gorgeous homepage will be more than enough when it comes to finding the right type of video.
There’s nothing too special on this website, for real, so you better not expect to see some special Asian BDSM videos here. All in all, as long as you get off to vanilla pornography, you’ll enjoy the contents of this website, but if you’re someone weird as shit, for example, a foot fetishist or a piss fetishist, then you’re pretty much fucked. I mean, your fetishes are already pretty lame and unhygienic, so you should stop fucking around with them. It is best that you just drop them altogether and stop fueling your addiction to literal filth. Become a family man, fuck your girl in the pussy, deliver huge cumshots, fuck her mouth, and so on…stop obsessing about stuff underneath the butthole and the soles. I am not trying to be mean, all I’m doing is trying to help you out!
Now that you know what kind of thing you can expect to see on this website, there’s no reason for me to keep talking about the content, so we just might slowly start talking about the conclusion and end this review. It’s been a bumpy ride, but I can’t say that my experiences weren’t positive in the end. I’ll explain what I meant in the next part of the review!
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