Site Review: MyLust

My Lust! If you want to dive even deeper into your illusions, like me, then you probably like amateur porn more than the professional stuff. You know, fake sets, flashy jewelry, expensive cars, implants, big dicks that have likely been operated on, or whatever. If you’re sick of that and you just want to see a regular whore that looks similar to that girl you wanted to fuck when you were a teen, then this is your site. MyLust.com offers you the best amateur porn on the internet, and now I, the PornGeek, am about to check this site out. It probably won’t be that good of an explanation, because unlike ThePornDude, I’ve never had sex, but it’ll have to do. Anyways, let’s get into it!

First look

The site seems a bit confusing because instead of looking like a regular porn site, it looks like those cheap-ass sites where people sell cars and baby clothes. Now, one of those things doesn’t belong in porn, and I’ll let you guess which one. Anyways, yeah, it looks like a sales site, which definitely puts me off. Luckily, the site doesn’t have a shit load of ads, which at least makes your browsing more comfortable. Of course, this is literally a routine process by now – you have a list of videos, categories, and everything else there, and on the right side you have the best girls and the best categories. That’s basically it. Even if you wanted to browse this site with your eyes closed, it wouldn’t be a problem. I had to do it once. I was staring at my computer for days at the time, so much that one day I just went blind for like five hours. And I still managed to find a video and jerk off to the moaning sounds in it.

Navigation

Navigation is not such a massive pain in the ass, even though it has some confusing parts. MyLust.com has some functional categories and options, and some of them are weird as well. But let’s start with the videos, shall we? You have top-rated, most popular, favorite, most commented, the latest updates, and whatnot. So you have different means of browsing, whether you want it or not, which is cool. And it will definitely make your experience more pleasurable, mainly if your hands can’t function by now like mine. I’m literally waiting for maggots to appear on them, fuck. Pictures are a thing too, and it’s basically just a load of picture galleries. If you click on one of these galleries, it just opens and shows you those pictures that you want to see, and that’s it. Easy and simple! You wouldn’t even notice it, like me! Ha-ha…Next up, you have ‘domestic,’ whatever the hell that genuinely is. Domestic violence? That could be hot, but no. It looks like every video on this part of the site is from New Orleans, so I’m guessing that MyLust.com’s creators are from New Orleans. Good news is that my uncle is from there too! I haven’t seen him in a while, and I’m suspecting that he is in prison. My mom won’t tell me anything, and my dad just smacks me if I ask. The last I heard of him was that the shot a neighbors rabbit, and from there it’s all blank space, like my brain after a hardcore day of jerking off. I don’t even remember that I have an uncle after that.After that, you have the community, which I guess is the place where you can find all amateur channels that are run by real people, or just registered users. You can search for them there, and you can see their videos. So it’s a tasty treat, just like my mom’s used lollipop was the other day. We’re poor, don’t blame us. MyLust.com also has a great list of categories, but we will discuss them in a bit. And we also have to mention the channels, which is like a list of professional channels and agencies that record amateur porn, which means that it isn’t flashy. It’s amateur porn, and just the organization is better.

The perks

I guess since MyLust.com is a free site, that the only major perk is the ability to upload your own content. Here, you can upload your own shit, and comment and interact with other people’s videos. And, I mean, I guess that the ULTIMATE perk of this site is that it’s free. Since this is a great site actually, it’s weird how it’s free, and that’s it. But let’s not complain or try to think about that, let’s just enjoy this site and what it gives you. That’s my new philosophy, enjoy life and what it gives you. Except for my father’s smacks when he comes home drugged, or my mom’s balls of hair in the tub. She’s on some kind of medicine right now, and it makes her hair fall out, and I’m not satisfied with that. That’s a life’s gift that I refuse to receive.

The categories

As I’ve previously said, the categories on MyLust.com are great, and there are some great ways of getting through them all. You can either just put your cursor on where it clearly says ‘categories,’ and a little list will pop out (like the zits on my mother’s back), or you can click on them and go through an even bigger list since that one includes pictures as well. And that makes them take up so much more space, again, like my mom. So proceed with caution my fellas, cause it is not easy. And again, it isn’t easy, like my life. I literally live for writing these and complaining to you, so don’t come swinging at me. I’m already tired of my father doing that.Now if you click on a particular category on MyLust.com, you’ll find that it immediately opens and just gives you a full list of videos about that category, which is cool. No delays and no bullshit. If you want to watch a video then, just click on it and problem solved. You know, that’s cool, because lately my form is so bad that even my fingers get tired from clicking and typing, so it makes my life easier, even though it will ruin me in the long run. But, I think that the long-run thing doesn’t exist for me anymore, since I’ll likely get squashed by my mother, or eventually belted to the point of no return by my father.After you click on a video and watch it, you’ll find that you have the chance to post a comment or to criticize the video, but you can only do that if you become a member of MyLust.com. Luckily, my pathetic ass doesn’t need to become a member in order to shit on these sites or to shit myself because I was so lazy that I couldn’t be bothered to go to the bathroom. I’ll just let my cat eat the remains. There’s nothing better in the house anyways.

Registration and conclusion

About the registration, it’s pretty easy and won’t eat all of your time up. You just need to type some information, like your email, your nickname, password, where you’re from, and that’s it. You can also choose to write down your gender and sexual orientation, but it’s not a must. Mainly because MyLust.com offers the option ‘unsure.’ This perfectly describes me, because I watched so much porn by now that I’ll literally jerk off to and try to fuck anything that moves, and doesn’t have fur or diapers between its legs. God, both of those things sound like my grandmother, and it creeps me the fuck out. Anyways, to conclude this godforsaken review, the site is cool.Doesn’t have a lot of ads, it’s free, you can post your own content, and the material that you can find is actually pretty great. So if that sounds like a site where you can spend a lot of your time, just go to MyLust.com and become a member, because you likely won’t regret it. And even if you do, who honestly gives a fuck? This was your host, PornGeek, otherwise known as a cheap copy of ThePornDude, and I hope you enjoyed this. Because if you didn’t, and you try to criticize it, I might just break down mentally, so go easy on me. Piece out!