How do you define Porn Hits? Porn’s a really subjective thing, and I already know the freaks and weeaboos are mentally answering that question with pregnant alien chicks, furry fox sluts and tentacles groping boobies. Well, I have bad news for the fetishists, because this website features a more traditional type of Porn Hit. To sum it up in a sentence, this free tube specializes in full-length flicks, meaning you can settle in for a nice, long fap, or at least until the Starbucks baristas call the police.
PornHits.com is a newer tube, popping up less than a year ago in the midst of a global pandemic. It was arguably a good moment to start a porn site, and their traffic stats seem to confirm that. With so many people still stuck at home, these guys provide ample opportunity to crank it to gorgeous porn sluts while your boss thinks you’re working on spreadsheets. They’re getting over 3,000 visits a day and that graph’s still going up, so I’m going to lube up and see what the hubbub is all about.
Big-Name Sluts Getting Big-Dick Pounded
At first glance, PornHits looked pretty much like any other free tube. They’ve got the wall-of-thumbnails layout, a pink and white logo and overall clean vibe. With my adblocker running, I don’t see any spam at all. So far, so good.
One of the very first things I noticed when I looked a little closer were all the high-end pornstars plying their trade all over the page. Redhead Penny Pax and MILF Alura Jenson are in the top row, fucking in a classroom and having an interracial threesome, respectively. Cory Chase, Joanna Angel, Carmen Caliente and Abigail Mac all-star in movies featured in the site’s newest additions. Their Pornstars section is a picture menu of video whores that goes on for 76 pages already, and the site’s still pretty young.
I usually poke around a bit before I watch a video when I’m reviewing porn sites, because otherwise there’s a good chance I’ll get distracted. When I noticed a thumbnail of Abella Danger getting boned, I decided to make a little exception. She’s been a favorite of mine for a while now, and well, I haven’t beaten off since eating my morning bowl of Viagra.
One of the things that catches my eye, besides Abella’s pretty face and perfect round ass, is the movie length. It’s a 40-minute flick, which ain’t at all uncommon on PornHits. Most of their pornos run between 30 and 40 minutes, with plenty clocking in at much longer. I guess that runs counter to my goal of getting back to work quickly, but sometimes you’ve got to treat yourself.
Premium Faps for the Cost of Nothing
I hit Play and the movie started up without any buffering or ads slipping through my defenses. By default, it was only doing 480p, but the scene kept playing smoothly when I bumped it up to 1080p. Sometimes the full-length tubes make you settle for low-res, so I was happy to see full HD video. Abella’s in some tight, bright, neon-colored workout gear straight out of the ‘90s. It’s kind of a cheesy look, but holy fuck, does it highlight those beautiful curves as she rolls around, stands on her head, shakes her ass and all those other things chicks totally do when they’re working out.
I skipped ahead a bit, the PornHits.com video player keeping up without throwing pop-ups in my face. Abella was on her knees, sucking some dude’s balls as he jerked off and then going cross-eyed as he fucked her face. As per usual, the Cuban cutie is clearly enjoying the hell out of herself, moaning loudly as she gives it all up. I fucking love when she gets that big, beautiful smile on her face because there’s a cock deep inside her. If she’s just phoning it in, she’s a hell of a fucking actress, and she’s clearly got a deep talent for sex.
Of course, the quality of the smut is no surprise to me. For one thing, it’s got one of my top favorite pornstars and regular star of my masturbatory fantasies. For another, it comes from a well-known porn studio known for producing a steady stream of porn hits: this scene comes from the smut-peddling masterminds at Brazzers.
You probably already guessed this from the full-length gimmick and all the big-name starlets, but the PornHits.com catalog comes from some of the biggest studios and paysites in the world. Some of the most popular ones are linked in the header, offering quick access to the site’s collections of porno from Reality Kings, Brazzers, Naughty America, TeamSkeet and FakeHub, just to name a few.
The Porn Sites page linked in the header is a big-ass index of paysites and studios with content on the site. When I say big-ass, I ain’t fucking around: the list stretches on for nearly 100 pages. Beside each site name is the number of videos they have on PornHits, making me more and more impressed with the site. They’ve got 128 PervMom films, 91 from Tushy Raw, and 169 that were on BangBros first. Naturally, with a list this long, it includes both big names and more obscure porn-pushing operations.
Fresh, Full-Length Smut All Day and Night
That Abella Danger movie I watched was added to Porn Hits less than an hour before I watched it, and it’s just one of many. In fact, the whole front page, 36 movies, was uploaded in just the last 11 hours. They’re updating the site dozens and dozens of times per day, quickly ramping up the hours of porn in the collection. You’d need a machine to help you fap through all of these, and unfortunately, mine is still in the testing phase. (The injuries have been absolutely horrifying, and I very much appreciate the sacrifices of my focus group.)
As mentioned earlier, PornHits.com isn’t even a year old, so they haven’t had all that much time to build the collection. When you’re adding that much content, though, it adds up really fucking fast. The current library stretches on for nearly 2000 pages already, encompassing over 71,000 free, full-length pornos. Jesus Christ, I guess it’s a good thing I bought the extra-large box of silicone buttholes.
One of the biggest problems with a pornography collection of this size is just knowing where to start when you’re all ready with the lotion and the tissues. Well, perverts, what are you into? Sometimes I see these fast-growing tubes neglect the tags, making the stash hard to search, but they’ve done a good job tagging the Porn Hits with porn niches, fetishes, sex acts, and more.
The Categories page offers up a neatly trimmed list of sex-movie subgenres, giving you another way to peruse the fap fodder. I like how they’ve managed to cut out all the duplicate tags you find on many sites, keeping the Categories section to one page instead of sprawling on forever. Jump right to the Anal, the Cunnilingus, the Gaping or the Italian babes. They’ve got JAV Uncensored, MILFs, Office scenarios and Voyeur porn. They’ve even got kinky niche fetishes like Ballbusting, CFNM, Lactating, Pissing, and yeah, Midgets, too!
I took a stroll into the Public porn aisle, thinking they might have a couple of voyeur or exhibitionist movies. It turns out they have a whopping 300 movies of girls getting banged in public parks, on beaches, in parked cars and sex clubs, and even right in the middle of the fucking street. I don’t want to leave you guys hanging, but fuck, I really want to wrap up this review and go lock myself in the masturbation chamber with an industrial barrel of petroleum jelly.
It’s hard to find a serious fault with the site, because they deliver tens of thousands of Porn Hits with a level of convenience you don’t always expect from free tubes, especially the ones that deal in full-length pictures. I typically expect a fucking ton of spam with the genre, but no ads slipped through my adblocker during my whole visit. I didn’t run into any of the usual compromises for that matter, like Tetris-quality video or a poorly implemented tagging system. PornHits.com serves up full porn movies for free, and they do it without any of the bullshit you often have to settle for on similar sites.