Site Review: RealLifeCam.com

Real Life Cam! To be a porn enthusiast in this lonely and cold world means dedication and sacrifice. And trust me, I know it the best. All the years of suffering, having lunch alone at the school cafeteria, being rejected by girls… And it’s worth it. Just kidding, it’s not. Anyways, it is what it is, and we have to deal with it. Unfortunately, one thing that comes with porn addiction is also boredom. It’s like your brain demands more porn, but you’re utterly bored by it, and you want to take a break. Well, luckily, you don’t have to accept that break, because now you can just watch the live-action.Whether it’s watching the porn that’s being made right at this moment, or you like watching hidden cameras and couples fucking in front of them, it doesn’t matter. What I can offer you today is a great site called RealLifeCam.vip, which gives you exactly that. Look, I know that ThePornDude would probably tell me to shut the fuck because you can’t explain sex unless you’ve never had it, but I beg to differ. Stick around, and you’ll see exactly what I’m talking about.

The beginning of the exploration

Of course, the first station is the homepage. You immediately see the videos that are being watched right now, and you have the choice to watch them too. And if you ask me, that’s a fantastic thing. Next up, we have a vast collection of new videos below, and after that, it’s mostly just popular videos and the latest articles. One great thing about this site is the fact that its organization looks perfect, and it almost reminds you of a well-used school board. And that can be a blade with two edges, basically. That’s of course because I hated school and I got my head slammed against that same board almost every day, causing me to be both insecure and stupid as well. So, even though I admire a good and clean site, it can still creep me out as well.Another good thing is that the site only has one advertisement on its homepage as well, so browsing is not a pain in the ass too. Again, unlike me. Navigation is pretty simple as well, but we’ll get to that shortly. In conclusion, the first impression is that this site is a lot like my past life and traumas.

Navigation

We’ve already discussed the homepage but lets the discuss other options and things on RealLifeCam.vip as well. One excellent choice is that you can download videos by copying their link in a unique space on their site. Well, unfortunately for me, it doesn’t let you download anything unless you’re a member I guess, which sucks, because I have absolutely zero means of paying for the membership. I just hope that by the end of this review, I’ll discover that it’s free so I can actually afford something beautiful for myself. But I guess it’s not, since when you click free porn, it immediately redirects you to the other website.Just like when I was a kid, and a stranger offered me a free ice cream cone, only to forcefully put me inside of his van and drive me to a secluded location. Luckily, in the end, nothing happened, because it was my uncle wearing a mask. But I still have nightmares about my butthole being stretched.One weird and annoying thing that this site does is that if you decide to click on any options and sections on it, it just opens a pop-up ad and then just flat out refuses to work. And that scares the shit out of me because it was once the same with my dad. He came come, and when I hugged him, his eyes just stretched and almost popped out, and then he just fell to the ground and didn’t move for like twenty minutes. Later we admitted that he had a Xanax pill stuck in his throat, but it still left me traumatized.And the last thing that you get on this site is to browse videos and articles. But even that sucks balls, because if you actually decide to get to know RealLifeCam.vip, you’ll see that they don’t really offer a lot of options. They just provide the latest and most popular articles and videos, and the rest of the options will just redirect you to a whole different site/sites. And in my opinion, that’s a dick move. That’s just like my mom, if you bring home a basket full of apples, instead of taking three, she’ll take the whole basket, eat all of them, and then complain that it doesn’t taste as good as fried cherry pies. And I always tell her that that amount of grease is not healthy for her heart, but she never listens to me. It makes me really sad…

The perks

I guess that you get no other perks besides being able to download their content in high quality. And that’s a cool thing too because their content is fantastic and you will have some fun with it because it seems organic and even kind of romantic. You know, it’s just different than all those scripted professional videos that you watch every day. If the whole world were as fake as regular porn, by now, I’d probably be more successful. And instead, I just spend my days in my mother’s basement eating instant noodles and talking and writing about porn, and sampling it too, if you know what I’m saying!

The content

One thing that really impressed me is that RealLifeCam.vip just gives out its content for free. I don’t know what the deal with that is, but if you decide to watch their content, not only can you do that, but you can choose the quality as well. You can watch it in the best possible condition, 1080P shit, man. And it’s also amazing too because you see some great natural ladies either having sex or maybe taking a bath and having a little bit of a solo fun, just like my aunt sometimes does. You know, she’ll often leave the doors open, but when I come and watch her, she cusses and tells me to get the fuck out. Talk about the mixed signals, huh?And RealLifeCam.vip has a variety of different videos as well. Even though the general theme is a little bit boring and bland, the content that you get makes up for all of that. If you want to see new and exciting things, I would definitely recommend that. I’d even pay for this, even though I obviously don’t need too. I guess that means that I could stop saving money, and maybe I can buy some decent food for myself tonight. Like a bagel without stuffing or something like that, I don’t know. Anything is better than bread with mayonnaise at this point.

Registration and conclusion

As I’ve previously said, you don’t need to register in order to view their content, but if you really want to do that, you can do it. All you need to do is type your name, create a nickname, put in your email, and then think of a strong password. After you write all of that down, just confirm your password and put in the country where you’re from, and that’s it. No problem, and no big deal. Actually, the process is so simple that it works exactly like most of my family. They will only remember your name, and the country you’re from (if you’re a foreigner), and that’s it. The rest of the time they’ll just make fun of you because you can’t carry a dead deer that they shot, and you’re utterly disgusted by the process of skinning it.Well, guess what? I’m not a muscular redneck. I’m just a pale boy from the city, comfortable in my little basement and that’s it. I would probably be a better child if my parents weren’t such degenerates, but what can you do. You can’t blame me for this. I bet that ThePornDude has a healthy and functioning family, and they taught him some real values. If my dad had the sex talk with me instead of paying for prostitutes and giving them his pills, maybe I even wouldn’t be a virgin. Anyways, this was the PornGeek, if you liked this review stick around because, with my level of boredom, I’ll definitely bring you some new sites to become hooked on, because I have nothing else to do anyway. Peace out.