Site Review: SimpAsian

Is Simp Asian a porn site aimed at dudes simping for Asian babes, or is the name just shorthand for a Simply Asian collection of hardcore pornography? Maybe those are just two sides to the same coin, though the site is new enough that my money is on the eager, timid, desperate dudes who’d do anything to earn a woman’s affection or even just a little bit of attention. Then again, maybe the “Simp” in this case applies to those Asian women; they are known around the world for their submissive nature, whether we’re talking dirty movies or making dinner.

SimpAsian.net has only been online for a matter of months, but that’s more than enough time to catch the attention of perverts afflicted with yellow fever. I’ve had the condition my whole life, and I’ve found the best cure is usually a throw with a sexy Chinese hooker, a quick trip to Thailand, or a fap to a good bit of Japanese Adult Video. Simp Asian can help you with that last category and more since they’re giving out a ton of free porn from across Asia. And, hey, you don’t have to say much more than that to get me in the door, so let’s see what’s on the inside.

Simping for Asians with Simp Asian

Video tubes are one of the most common styles of free porn sites and with good reason. Modern perverts pretty much demand instant access to a treasure trove of free streaming videos, so I spend a lot of time reviewing sites that follow the same basic formula. I’m sure you already know that if you’ve perused my extensive list of free porn sites or checked out the advice I’m giving out to aspiring smut peddlers over at PornWebmasters. I see the free tube format so often that I always appreciate it when a joint has gone out of its way to look different from all the other free porn sites out there.

SimpAsian fits the bill. Right away, I like the clean, modern presentation. They’ve got a classy vibe that looks professional enough to sell you damn near anything, but it just so happens that they’re dealing in one of my favorite products at my very favorite price. Also, the crispy, brightly lit, white background reminds me of the sterile cleanliness of a Japanese shop, though it’d be hard to argue for the cleanliness of these women.

I think you already know why. Up and down the front page, these sexy Asian broads are getting into all kinds of trouble. Beautiful women from every Asian country can be seen working their magic and getting violated as soon as you hit the site. There are Japanese AV idols dressed as office ladies and sucking dick, Vietnamese OnlyFans starlets flashing their boobies, butts, & beavers, and Singaporean influencers giving head on an iPhone video. Without even leaving the front page, I see Korean girls giving tit wanks, Chinese maids getting fucked on the couch, and a Thai POV blowjob flick that I’m going to have to watch in the next couple of minutes.

SimpAsian’s collection even extends into the Indian territory with a whole big-ass selection of Punjabi sex, Desi couples getting it on, and cute Mallu girls getting the business. In addition, the sidebar along the edge offers quick country links among its many options, from China to Hong Kong to Melayu, Philippines to Singapore to Taiwan.

What Kind of Asian Porn Are You Into?

Let’s come back to that Categories sidebar for a second. We’ve already established that Simp Asian has smut from across the Asian world, but that isn’t the only place you’ll find variety. They’ve also got a great selection of porno subgenres represented; you should be able to find whatever it is that gets you all hard and drippy. So what is it that does it for you? Exhibitionism? Feet? Big Tits?

Some of the Categories are things you expect on any porn site, like Anal/Anaru, Lesbians, and Squirting. Others are niches you may associate with Asian porn in particular, like Bukkake, Cosplay, and Transexual. I also like how some labels give you a western name and an Asian one, like College/Gakuseifuku and Creampie/Nakadashi. That’ll give you weeaboos and otaku neckbeards the opportunity to learn some Japanese to impress your waifu pillow.

One of the bigger surprises was the extensive Leaked category. SimpAsian has a ton of Asian social porn leaks from sites like OnlyFans and TikTok. Of course, the genre has exploded over the last year and a half, so it makes sense that Simp Asian would include the stuff, but I’m genuinely impressed by just how much they’ve got. As of this writing, the Leaked catalog stretches on for 17 pages, all full of naked influencers, horny social media sluts, and leaked sex videos.

SimpAsian.net uses both Categories and Tags, which is really my preferred set up on any type of porn site. The Categories cover your broad subgenres of smut, and then the Tags get into more specific kinks like College Teen Couples, Two Girls Blowjobs, and Anal Orgies. Since this is an Asian site, the Tags page goes on a deep dive into the kinkiest of places, like Prostate Massage Toys, Peeing Japanese Girls, Pulsating Creampies, and Race Queen/Reesu Kuiin. If you’ve never checked out the Tags index on a JAV or general Asian site, this one’s worth a look; it’s not as overwhelming as other lists but still has a ton of freaky, kinky shit to beat off to.

Thousands and Thousands of Free Asian Pornos

For a site that hasn’t been online all that long, they’ve got a pretty goddamn deep collection. Seventeen pages of leaks are one thing, but it’s only a drop in the bucket of sticky sperm. As of this writing, the entire SimpAsian.net collection has nearly 30,000 videos. That’s absolutely fucking insane! I’d be impressed even if this was an anything-goes tube with that much material built up in this short period, but it’s a real feat when they’ve managed to keep the collection this focused on Asian content.

I wish I could tell you just how often they’re adding new material to the site, but I couldn’t find any upload dates anywhere. SimpAsian’s got an immaculate presentation, and maybe they left the upload dates off to keep the digits from cluttering up the page, but that also means I can’t report that data point to you. I always like to check out a site’s upload rate because it really is one of the best measures of any porn site’s health.

That said, it’s pretty fucking obvious they’re adding a lot of material; I just don’t know the schedule. Digging back to the beginning of the collection, I found a few dead links back there. It only happened a couple of random times, so it’s not the clusterfuck you’ll find on sites that relied on Pornhub embeds before Pornhub deleted most of their collection. You shouldn’t have any trouble finding something to beat off to.

The question is, what do you want to beat off to? That was my dilemma as I tried to decide where to begin my real SimpAsian.net fap test. Do I start with the latest Vietnamese blowjob movie added to the pile, dig in for some loli cosplay, or get my rocks off to one of those Asian OnlyFans leaks they’ve got stashed here?

A bit of amateur smut on the front page caught my eye. Chester Koong Fucks Slutty Barista Kim O-Hwa is a 70-minute vertical video this Korean dude took on his phone, which seems to be set up on a table beside the bed. He’s smashing her missionary as the scene opens, but she climbs on top within the first couple of minutes. Simp Asian is using an embedded video player from whatever file host is handling their movies. It has a nice preview feature that lets you see a thumbnail before jumping to another section of the video. The camerawork is nothing special, but it’s a hot piece of DIY smut featuring a really eager, giggly, and cute Korean coffee girl getting banged.

At over an hour-long, it’s enough to keep my hands busy for a while. And that’s why I’m going to wrap this up so I can enjoy the movie with both hands. However, all things considered, SimpAsian.net is definitely worth a look if you’re into Asian chicks. The collection is fucking huge, especially for such a new site, and encompasses an impressive variety of porn from every Asian country. So what are you waiting for, an invitation?