Site Review: TheCuckold

I rarely leave ever leave the house because most things scare me and I genuinely don’t know how to talk to women, but lately, I’ve been getting more and more into this cuckold fantasy that people are talking about and I gotta say, I think there might be something there for me. Apparently, there’s an entire fetish and an entire community built around the idea of watching your wife or girlfriend being fucked by other dudes in front of you. Some people like to watch, others like to jerk off and some even want a random dude to tag team his wife with.Whatever your cuckold preference, it’s clear that this is some sick shit that appeals to some sick people, but who am I to judge? I mean I live with my mom and I’ve yet to see a naked woman in person. I’m sure that buff alpha males like ThePornDude look at cuckoldry and think that it’s hilarious that people might need help satisfying their women, but I don’t think that I should be casting any stones.Cuckoldry isn’t just about the couple getting cucked though – there are also bulls. Bulls are apparently the men brought into the relationship to do the temporary fucking, and then they leave, basically. Now ThePornDude might make for a really good bull. After all, he’s great at all kinds of sex, he’s confident, he’s good looking, and he knows how to pleasure a woman. I wouldn’t be surprised to know that he’s cucked many men before.But why am I talking about cuckoldry all of the sudden? Well, I’m looking into TheCuckold.Com which is a very weird website, unlike any of the other porn sites I’ve ever reviewed so far.

It’s Not a Tube; It’s a Community

Sure, TheCuckold isn’t exactly a porn site, but it does have a ton of porn on there – amateur porn to be exact. In simple terms, it is a very dense community of people that very carefully protect each other’s right to privacy, but mostly get together so that they can find people to cuck and people to be cucked by. It’s like a dating site and a porn repository rolled into one, but it’s specifically made so that people can live out their depraved cuck fetish.There are more features on this site than there are virgins in Dungeons and Dragons – And I should know, I’m the coolest one of them. First, you have to set up your profile. You can sign up as a couple or a single person who is looking to interact with other couples. Tons of personal information is mandatory, such as age and location, but beyond that, you can stay anonymous. You don’t have to upload an image or a real name, and it’s all in the spirit of privacy.However, if you want to get your account verified, which is really important because otherwise you’re locked out of most of the site, you have to upload an image of yourself holding up a verification slip of paper. Again, you can blur out your face for anonymity, but this is a very necessary step. Otherwise, you’d have to pay money to get verified, and who wants that, am I right?You can make photo albums or upload single shots, preferably of yourself or your spouse, to let other people know what you have to offer.There’s an interesting feature called “last minute”, that lets people know that you’re down to fuck in an emergency. There are also tons of ways to communicate with people including direct messages, public comments and even a built-in messenger for live communication. It’s basically a social media site if you think about it.

About the Tube

Now I did say that there’s porn on here and I wasn’t kidding. This place is riddled with homemade cuck porn as well as videos of couples getting it on, but it’s all made to advertise what the couples have to offer to would-be bulls. You can’t see any of the stuff unless you actually get verified though, and that’s kind of sad, but I get why people are being cautious. If this kind of stuff gets out it could ruin people’s lives.As for what you can see, well, it’s all strictly amateur porn, made by the people who upload the videos. That means that you cannot find one single staged piece of porn on here. You might as well have hacked into your neighbor’s computer and stolen nudes of his wife – same results. And here you get it for free in spades.

This is Unfortunately Pasta Country

For some reason that I do not quite understand the site appears to be popular almost exclusively in Italy. Even though the site is available in both UK and US English, this is an Italian-ass website. Most of the users on here are Italian, so I guess this is what Italian people do when they get off work – hop on TheCuckold with their dick in their hands and their wives’ nudes on upload.So why am I reviewing an Italian-only cuckoldry site? Well, I’d lie and say that I’m planning a field trip, but the truth is, my boss is this scary feminist lady who had me put my cock and balls into a chastity belt, and now she’s forcing me to review this site. She says that if I do a good job I can have my key back, but until then I can’t jack off, or sit properly. I bet ThePornDude would never let a feminist put his cock in a chastity belt.

Is It for You?

Possibly. I mean, I’m a virgin and even I am considering signing up as a bull on this site. I mean who knows, maybe some husband out there will consider me so non-threating that I’ll make a perfect bull for his wife. As long as he doesn’t want to fuck me too, I’m sure we could come to some sort of arrangement.As for the Italy-only problem – it’s not technically a limited site. I mean, you can find users from all over the world on here. Depending on where you live, your mileage may vary, but at the very least you can swap pics back and forth. And if you have a wife or girlfriend and are looking for someone else to fuck her, I’m always willing. Just don’t expect me to pleasure her – you might have to finish the job after me. I’m a bit of a one pump chump.

About the Site

Like I mentioned, the site is drowning in enough features to make even ThePornDude blush. There’s messengers, video chats, geo tagging, emergency hookups, and everything else you could think of to help you cuck your life (and wife) away. Visually, the site is a little retro, but simple. All the menu options are neatly stacked on the left, and most of the rest of the screen is reserved for smut. It has a bit of a Motherless vibe in style and colors.It’s also worth noting that this website has zero ads or external links. Everything keeps you squarely within the site, without a single distraction from cuckoldry. In fact, the only non-cuck related thing on the site is a tiny little button on the bottom of the screen devoted to ThePornDude who is apparently a website partner to the site. Personally I’m not surprised. That guy rules the porn world.