Site Review: VoyeurWeb

Voyeur Web! Today we’re going to talk about a great site called VoyeurWeb.com that has been existing since 1997. It’s a site that posts one hundred percent original content, and you can’t find their models anywhere else on the internet. It’s a site that lets you upload your own pictures and videos, and if they become popular, you can win cash prizes as well. But I’d like to give you some advice about a particular thing. Even though the site is called VoyeurWeb.com, I don’t encourage anyone to go into voyeurism.I tried it once when I was younger. I was spying on my cousin while she was showering, and when her dad caught me in the act, I got the biggest smack across the mouth that I’ve ever experienced. So, for all of you young lads out there, proceed with caution, and enjoy this site without taking it any further. This is your boy PornGeek, looking to impress you like I do my mom during my recitals! Let’s do this!

General first impression

What’s really bothering me about this site is how realistic it looks. When porn sites take the usual red-black color scheme approach, it generally looks cool, but with this site… It seems kind of creepy. If you combine it with the fact that this site has the word Voyeur in its name, it automatically becomes even scarier. And instead of looking like a big-budget site, and like something that Playboy designed, it just looks like a shady street pimp’s black book of prostitutes.Or like some sort of a serial offender journal, I don’t know. But still, if you can get past that first wave of creepiness, you get great things as a reward. First of all, you can enjoy the excellent organization of this site, and you can feast your eyes on their great content. This is like that experience that I mentioned in the intro, only this time my lips won’t get that black color from a smack, so yeah.

Navigation

Navigation on this site is pretty good if you ask me, but it does have some weak points too. For example, the whole quick access thing can be confusing if you’re not a regular visitor or at least familiar with this site. In the end, I did find out that it literally serves as a quick tutorial about what the site is, and it also shows you some pretty good things about the previous competitions that they organized. Just because I’ve never won in a competition doesn’t mean that I can’t enjoy these. You know, when I was a kid, we had a running race every year. Of course, I was the weakest of all kids, so I literally couldn’t run for the life of me.Ever since I was six, I had the lung capacity of an eighty-nine-year-old dude. It’s probably because my mother smoked when she was pregnant with me. But that’s not what’s important here. Navigation is okay, and sometimes I can’t navigate certain things in life, including my feelings, because I’m always sad, and I have mood imbalances like a woman. Oh, wait, I’m getting far away from the subject again.Next up, we have pictures and videos, and that’s probably the most straightforward part of browsing this site. Even though you have different images and videos, in the end, it’s all the same. They have private content, they have freestyle content, and they have some classic ‘nude on the beach in public’ type of content as well. I mean, they have more shit besides that, but that’s the only batch of porn that VoyeurWeb.com promotes when you put your cursor on the photos ‘button’.That makes me sad too, because I’m not cool enough to freestyle, and I’m ashamed of taking my clothes off at the beach. But it doesn’t even matter anymore, because I haven’t visited one in like ten years due to severe poverty. Don’t blame me, blame my folks. Every cent I earn from these goes towards ramen noodles, and that’s it. About the videos, you can see some good shit, whether it’s erotic, or even hardcore, but when you try to click on it, it redirects you to a different site, which in my opinion is a huge dick move.And the only exciting thing that we need to mention from there is the hall of fame. It shows you all the winners from the past, and the content that gave them that award. That’s pretty cool, and I haven’t seen that anywhere else. But of course, I don’t see a lot of things on a daily bases, since the only reason why I go outside in the first place is to buy food and that’s it. And even then, my skin is so not used to the sun! I have to wear baggy clothes that cover my whole body, including my face, like a Muslim girl.

The perks

I guess that the perks here are obvious as hell. The biggest perk that you get, besides uploading your content, is participating in their competitions. Because you can win some cool little cash prizes and get in their hall of fame. As they say on the homepage, they’re giving away on those rewards more than twenty-five thousand dollars every month, which if you ask me, is seriously cool. Yeah, they have some minor dick moves, but ultimately, VoyeurWeb.com deserves tremendous respect. So does ThePornDude, and I think that he would probably do a better job of describing this great site than me because he actually has a body decent enough for competing in these kinds of things. Of course, he doesn’t need their hundred dollars, but you get my point.

The content

It’s evident that people who post on VoyeurWeb.com enjoy what they’re doing. And because of that, their content is fire as well. You can see genuine girls, not modified porn stars, posing in various public places and showing off their great bodies. And you can see whatever you like. Whether it’s ass, boobs, pussy, it doesn’t matter. And there are also some beautiful girls as well, like my mommy when she was younger. Once, when my dad got drunk, he told me about how they used to have sex in public places when they were teens, too, but they got caught by the police. Daddy says that he stayed in his cell for a whole day, but the evil policemen took mommy to a different room. Daddy also said that he thought he heard some moaning, but he isn’t sure. And that’s the day when he started beating mommy as well. Everything’s changed.And their videos are great as well and packed with action too, which is a great thing. If you want to see some genuinely cute girls that don’t have any experience in the industry, and their boobs and ass are still real, then this is the place for you. For some reason, most of these amateur porn sites have trashy people posting on them, but on VoyeurWeb.com (often misspelled as “voyuerweb”, “vouyerweb” and “voyerweb”), it’s a little bit different.Girls who post here are beautiful, their bodies are gorgeous, and they’re ready to expose their bodies in public and let people watch, which can be seriously exciting, so I’m applauding their braveness! They do this every day, so lame ass dudes like me can jerk off to it. Of course, luckily, you don’t see any dick and balls as well. In videos, yeah, but in pictures, the girls are mostly alone. But unlike me, they don’t cry when they’re alone. Instead, they create fire ass content for all of us.

Registration and conclusion

Luckily, the process of registering for this site is pretty simple. You just write down your email, and then you can create a unique screen name, and just type in your password two times, and that’s it. You get the chance to interact with other folks’ content and to post your own. And as I’ve previously said, you can compete, which seriously makes this whole thing exciting, because you also have an opportunity to make some money as well.If it sounds interesting to you, I urge you to become a member of this site and upload your content, for those of us who can’t. And if you’ve seen this site because of me, please, if you win something, send some money my way. I need it for food, and I need it for bandages, my palms can’t take my beating off sessions anymore. Please, help!