Have you ever asked the question, ‘where is my porn?’ Maybe you have when you’ve found that your downloaded porn is suddenly gone! Oh! Your drive is failing – better buy a new one.
Or when you’ve noticed that your favorite porn site seemingly vanished into thin air. Oh! It happens to the best of ‘em!
Next time you ask that question, don’t ask yourself: ask your device’s assistant. Maybe that bitch Siri, Bixby, Cortana, or that hermaphrodite over at Google will show you ‘Where Is My Porn?’ Yes, that isn’t a question. It’s the name of a tube site that happens to have a massive fucking amount of porn ready for you to stream!
‘Where Is My Porn?’ has the AAA porn that you are horny for, all ready for you to get off to. With new content every fucking day, you are going to find something that will get you off. Check it out right away and see what kind of content you can find right here and right the fuck now on ‘Where Is My Porn?’!
Look mother fucker: I do not give a fuck what kind of tube site you are comparing ‘Where Is My Porn?’ to across the Web. I don’t care if you compare the tube site to one of the premier and popular tube sites that most people think about whenever they hear the phrase ‘tube site.’ Compare ‘Where Is My Porn?’ to fucking any tube site, and you are still going to come away with the notion that ‘Where Is My Porn?’ has a massive amount of porn that is competitive with fucking any entity out there!
I will hang my hat on that claim! Which makes it all the more impressive that ‘Where Is My Porn?’ utilizes a blog format that, while sloppy-sounding on paper – actually somehow manages to fucking work. It’s a WordPress blog site through and through, and even though that isn’t exactly an ideal layout, it’s totally fucking easy to jump in and start watching whatever the fuck you feel like!
I will say that the blog format does trade some conveniences you may be used to from browsing other tube sites that actually lean into a video-based type of layout. Most notably, there isn’t any information related to the runtime, view count, rating, or resolution of the content. You only get the title (which always features the name of the series or brand), the name of the starring performer, and a brief few-word description of the video (along with a thumbnail that makes you want to select the listing, of course).
Clicking on the blog post/video post, you get even less information about the content. All you get is a page that allows you to watch the embedded video. This is convenient, considering that you do not have to download fucking anything whatsoever on ‘Where Is My Porn?’.
Still though, I would have liked to have seen a little more information regarding each video like I can on a typical tube site. ‘Where Is My Porn?’ should consider changing its layout to a much more video-friendly layout. What the fuck can I say, I review porn sites on ThePornDude, so I got an eye for fucking quality!
How much new, daily porn are we talking about here? Try over 250 videos! That is right bitch! ‘Where Is My Porn?’ has over 250 new videos for you every fucking day! That is an absurd amount no matter what kind of tube site that we are comparing ‘Where Is My Porn?’ to, whether it is a AAA tube site or one of the lesser-known porn sites that you have jerked off to over the years. No matter how you spin it or what kind of tube sites I am comparing ‘Where Is My Porn?’ to, that is a damn good and solid fucking number.
When you consider that ‘Where Is My Porn?’ only publishes full-length porn videos, you can see how you are always going to have something new to fucking watch on the goddamn tube site. That is fucking amazing no matter how you slice it, and you will always want to come back for fucking more! Especially if you want to get off to amazing and new AAA porn – and who the fuck would not want that?!
What kind of AAA porn series and brands am I fucking referring to? Why, the big hitter that you know and love. I am talking you will find studios and brands on like Brazzers, DTF Sluts, Teens Love Hugs Cocks, BangBros, PervMom, Filthy Taboo, and so many others. It is a real ‘who’s who’ regarding the types of studios and brands that you can fucking get off to, and it can be a bit overwhelming at times, but in the best possible way.
Since it feels like you can miss porn videos that are listed on ‘Where Is My Porn?,’ I suggest that the porn site adds a mailing list. It is a tall order considering there are so many videos that get posted, especially if they want to add a description, but it would go a long way toward ensuring that everyone has the opportunity to know what went live in the last 24-hours. Other tube sites offer this kind of amenity, and I know for certain that ‘Where Is My Porn?’ would benefit too!
‘Where Is My Porn?’ seriously needs to add a dedicated tag and category section to the tube site to make navigating all kinds of porn easier than fucking ever. Now, you are not totally fucked if you want to browse by some tags. ‘Where Is My Porn?’ allows you to browse by tags at the bottom of each video’s page. Thus, if you find a video with a tag that really gets you off, you can actually click on that tag and find other tags like them. The problem being that in order to do that, you first have to find a video that matches that particular tag, so it’s counter-intuitive.
The only browsing options that you have from the homepage is selecting either ‘0day porn’ or ‘porn movies’ at the top. Each of these sorting options has their own respective tabs at the top of the homepage, but the issue is that the vast, vast majority of the content on ‘Where Is My Porn?’ is labeled as 0day porn. And there isn’t really anything that differentiates between the nature of the ‘0day porn’ and ‘porn movies’ anyway minus the fact that the ‘0day porn’ was fucking fresh the moment it was posted on ‘Where Is My Porn?’.
Other than a few issues, ‘Where Is My Porn?’ is absolutely worth visiting just for the quality of the porn alone. And, of course, the hundreds of full-length videos that go live every fucking day. That’s goddamn amazing, and ‘Where Is My Porn?’ should be fucking proud of that achievement!