Sexy Porn, aka YourPorn.sexy (not youporn.sexy) is quite the name for a page, huh? You really had to let the people know that you’ve got the hottest movies up on your website with that domain name, did you? That’s fine. I like how bold the person who came up with the name of the page was. However, this raises a single question. Are the movies here that great? Well, there’s only one way to find this out, so, we will make our way inside Your Porn Sexy and see what kind of content hides within!
But yeah, what you see on the home page are basically “vanilla” white vs. white videos and videos where white drill black girls and videos where blacks drill white girls. I guess that’s what the people of SexyPorn (YourPorn) are into. It’s exactly what they are into, in fact. These videos are found in a section of the home page, which is called the Porn Wall.
The Porn Wall or the great wall of Your Porn as we will call it from now on (because our name is cooler, obviously) is stuffed with the 24 hottest videos from the entire website in the past few hours. Keep scrolling down, and you’ll notice that this section takes up the whole home page, literally. However, there are some more sections underneath this one, but they take up a little bit of space, so they are barely noticeable.
Damn, you people really want to fuck your family members, don’t you? Seriously, what you see on top of the list are websites that specialize in porn movies that are all about porn where step-moms and step-dads fuck their “offspring.” Someone raise Freud from the dead and tell him that the coke he did was fucking worth it because he got everything right. So, on top of the list we find “Sis Loves Me” and “Family Strokes,” these are closely followed by “Ass Parade” and “Bang Bus,” and then by “New Sensations,” “GirlsDoPorn” and so on.
You should know that 32 categories exist here and that for some reason, some of these categories aren’t even real categories. I mean okay, not exactly, but you get footjob videos taking up two tabs for some reason, which is quite weird. Do people like feet so much that they need two tabs for them? Well, two tabs for two feet, I guess. Shouldn’t the big tits category get two tabs then, according to that logic?
It puts a strain on your RAM, and it fucks your lovely brain up as well, and sometimes it’s just not worth it. Some important info about the porno movie that you are trying to watch is listed right there underneath the named player, and that would be the age of the video, the views it has, and of course, you get to see the rating.
Furthermore, you might want to download some of these movies, and obviously, since it is free, you will download some of them. I should have mentioned this option earlier in the text because it’s so great. I mean, just listen. It’s free, and it’s full-length porn, it’s HD, it comes from studios that will charge you a stupid amount of money for ten minutes of their overrated porno. This is such a great thing from so many angles.
You simply have to admit it! I’d also like to mention that these ads can annoy the fuck out of me and that there are a few types of advertisements that exist here. So many that I’d like to write an entire paragraph entirely dedicated to the ads.
Even if you manage to hit the x button, they will still open a few little ads, and only when you’ve bombarded the x button with clicks will they go away. I would just ignore these motherfuckers, but you can’t because they hover above the thumbnails. Did I mention that when you hover above the thumbnails with your cursor that a little preview starts playing? That’s pretty nice, I guess.
The Porn Pics section speaks for itself. Some of us like videos, some of us like pictures of naked chicks (and dudes). So, you folks who prefer pictures to videos should head to this section. Now, a section of this website that captured my attention was the “torrents” section. Of course, you wonder what’s so special about this one? Well, any video you can see in there can be downloaded.